King Of Carrot Flowers, Pt. 1 - Neutral Milk Hotel
And your mom would stick a fork right into daddy’s shoulder. And dad would throw the garbage all across the floor; as we would lay and learn what each other’s bodies were for.
(Source: edgarwrong, via cuntcastle)
I want a friendship like this one.
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack