oh my fucking god
The first season of Amy Schumer’s show was occasionally funny, but mostly just hacky and safe. This second season shit is subversive and brilliant. She’s really earned my respect.
Relaxing with a Bloody Mary
Ice, Bloody Mary Mix, Vodka, Footlong Sub, 4 Piece Fried Chicken, Peperoni Pizza, 2 Double Cheese Burgers, Another Bloody Mary, Onion Rings, Fries, Garlic Bread, Pickles, Olives, Onion, Lemon, Lime, Jalepeno
I’m totally ok with straight people, as long as they act gay in public
(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen