King Of Carrot Flowers, Pt. 1 - Neutral Milk HotelAnd your mom would stick a fork right into daddy’s shoulder. And dad would throw the garbage all across the floor; as we would lay and learn what each other’s bodies were for.
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Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
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